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Get In Loser, Crusade - Men's T-Shirt

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Get In Loser, Crusade - Heather T-shirt - Noblesse Oblige Apparel
Get In Loser, Crusade - Men's T-Shirt Sale price$30.00

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Kyle K.
10/10 and a cautionary tale.

An excellent shirt with an extremely good print that’s accurate to the pictures. The fit is accurate to size and the material is lightweight, forgiving, and durable. That being said, please be careful wearing this shirt. I put it on and went through the Starbucks drive through (it’s pumpkin spice season) and when I rolled up to the window the Artisanal Coffee Specialist immediately burst into tears when she saw me. She took one look and the dye in her hair burned off like magician’s flash paper, the pronouns on her name tag vanished, and she fell to her knees weeping. Weird, but okay. On my bi-annual walk through Target (I like to people-watch and Target is like a zoo for strange beasts from all the corners of the world) every woman I walked past immediately became pregnant and gave birth on the spot. The shirt is great, but I now owe child support for around eighty children.

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Kyle K.
10/10 and a cautionary tale.

An excellent shirt with an extremely good print that’s accurate to the pictures. The fit is accurate to size and the material is lightweight, forgiving, and durable. That being said, please be careful wearing this shirt. I put it on and went through the Starbucks drive through (it’s pumpkin spice season) and when I rolled up to the window the Artisanal Coffee Specialist immediately burst into tears when she saw me. She took one look and the dye in her hair burned off like magician’s flash paper, the pronouns on her name tag vanished, and she fell to her knees weeping. Weird, but okay. On my bi-annual walk through Target (I like to people-watch and Target is like a zoo for strange beasts from all the corners of the world) every woman I walked past immediately became pregnant and gave birth on the spot. The shirt is great, but I now owe child support for around eighty children.